Alpha Sigma Phi Nucleophilic punch

Makes about a large plastic garbage can full
Serves about 100 people

2 largest bottles of vodka
2 1.75 liter bottles of rum
Shop-Rite Scrunchy punch powder fruit punch mix, 4 cans, plus proper amount of water
1 gallon of pineapple juice
2 cans of frozen lemonade concentrate plus proper amount of water
2 cans of frozen orange juice concentrate plus proper amount of water
2 cans of frozen grape juice concentrate plus proper amount of water
two cups of sugar (kills the vodka aftertaste)
chopped apples, oranges, and limes

Smaller batch, just enough for a blender of 1.25 L (1250 mL)

32.5 mL of vodka
32.5 mL of rum
279 mixed mL of punch powder fruit punch mix
12.5 mL of pineapple juice
70 mL of mixed frozen lemonade concentrate
70 mL of mixed frozen orange juice concentrate
28.5 mL of mixed frozen grape juice concentrate
a little sugar (kills the vodka aftertaste)